forsciencejohn:

hey arthur conan doyle, happy birthday! thanks for bringing sherlock holmes into the world!

theclearlydope:

Pussy Magnet.

theambiguoushero:

I am vengeance.

I am the night.

I

am

surf-the-s-u-n-s-e-t:

pink-zebra:

globalsoftpirka:

foryouistellify:

globalsoftpirka:

foryouistellify:

globalsoftpirka:

foryouistellify:

globalsoftpirka:

thatsqualitystuff:

on halloween this guy dressed up as aladdin and glued a carpet to his skaboard and made his way through the halls like this

I CAN SHOW YOU THE HAAAAAAAALL

SHINING SHIMMERING FLOORTILES

TELL ME STUDENTS

WHEN DID YOU LAST

LET YOUR HEARTS DECIDE

I CAN OPEN YOUR BOOKS

TAKE YOU CHAPTER BY CHAPTER

IN, BETWEEN CLASS AND AFTER

ON A MAGIC CARPET RIDE

A WHOLE NEW HAAAAAAAAAAAAAALL

A NEW FANTASTIC PLACE OF SCHOOL

TEACHERS WILL TELL US NO

AND WHERE TO GO

AND SAY WE’RE BEING SILLY

A WHOLE NEW HAAAAAALL

I have to reblog this again just for the comments

ASDHFKSK I CANT EVEN

kamwise-gamgee:

naomster:

toni-tan:

twerking-with-assquatch:

twerking-with-assquatch:

twerking-with-assquatch:

twerking-with-assquatch:

twerking-with-assquatch:

what happens if you run in front of a car

you get tired

what happens if you run behind a car

you get exhausted

this is comedy gold. you should take notes

I was honest expecting the punchlines to be “You die”

What happens if you sleep with a moose?

You die.

nuclearpiss:

cumber-porn:

the look of lust love ….

noooohoooohoooooooooo

dean-tacos-cas:

spookapple:

jackvessalius:

look what we have here

i have legitimately never laughed harder and for as long in my entire life

jinn0uchi:

dendropsyche:

OKAY so i just saw the most ridiculous thing at the store today

so we come across this thing

and we discover you can turn it inside out and

ITS HELLO KITTY I’M

HSE’S EVEN GOT HER OWN LITTLE CHICKEN DRUMSTICK IM SO DONE

why the fuck

ladymalchav:

sherlokian:

iwillburnthecakeoutofyou:

Next week on Supernatural.

‘but get this the ghost only goes after gay people so why did it go after you and-‘

‘sHUT UP SAM’

‘dean I think I may have formulated a possible explanation for-‘

‘CAS WE TALKED ABOUT THIS’

musiclyme:

noreliefinwaking:

hiddlediddle:

The many identities of Stanley Tucci.

#if morgan freeman is god #then stanley tucci is jesus

Never have I seen a more accurate tag.

He’s creepy as shit in The Lovely Bones

Best Vines of May 2013 (Part 1)

peevesies:

i went down to the middle school today for relay for life and i saw my old social studies teacher i had a crush on (don’t talk to me) and he was like “hey how are you i haven’t seen you in ages?” and the first thing i blurted out was “I JUST TURNED 18” and jesus christ if that’s not the thirstiest thing i’ve said in my whole life